this week at work i spilt my lunch down myself for three consecutive days in a row, so now all of my clothes smell like grilled cheese and peppermint tea.
tonight i am getting drunk and i just found a mouldy kiwi that had exploded at the bottom of my bag and made the mistake of smelling it and now i’m a ghost. i just woke up and i cancelled my driving lesson so that i can stay in bed and watch adventure time with finn and jake all day instead. life, life, life.